Mobile Phone Stress Test

I conducted an independent stress test of a Samsung SCH-8500 PCS Mobile Phone. There are none of those bogus 12 inch drop tests in my testing lab. I run my tests by a much more rigid standard to produce much more reliable data.
As you can see, the phone failed miserably.
Telecommunication Breakdown

By Negativepositive
Assisted by Phantasmag0rical
Music: "Pore"
by Oghr