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Every person who uses, advocates,
spams for, has a site promoting, or even just kinda likes AllAdvantage,
GoToWorld, etc. is weakening the gene pool and deserves to die a depressed,
lonely virgin, having not had the opportunity to pollute the earth with
his inferior genetic traits, with his diminutive penis in one hand and
a crusty cumrag in the other, having just had a sub-mediocre orgasm while
looking at a pay-porn site of fake photoshop pictures of Rosie O'Donnel
performing oral to anal sex on Drew Carey, having choked to death on an
undercooked Taco Bell Gordita which was abused by an angry employee who
rubbed his nuts all over it and then put lettuce when he had specifically
ordered only chicken and cheese, and deserves to be found by the
police no less than one week after his death when his neighbors report
a terrible smell, so that the coroner has to puncture his belly to release
the methanous bloat gas with a scalpel, creating a hole which the necrophiliac
mortician violates to the extent of making a gaping cum-dribbling orifice
which he takes in excess of 50 pictures of with his digital camera and
posts on every porn newsgroup on usenet before sending copies to the victim's
mother, who immediately dies of a heart attack and is similarly violated
by the same mortician after she, too, has had a week or so to bloat and
be partially eaten by her pet cat before being found. They should then
both go to hell where they would hang upside down from meat hooks by their
achilles tendons and be forced to watch that Coke commercial with the close-up
of that smiley giggling girl who watches the Coke fizz into the glass while
licking her lips anxiously over and over for eternity.
P.S. Using the crack "MyAdvantage"
does not negate the above ONE IOTA, but rather should add the extra punishment
of being made to eat at Hardee's for every meal for the rest of the user's
life.
