Whoo Hoooo! Another HONKY JESUS!!

In the great tradition of Charlton (Loaded Clip) Heston, Whitey gets another shot at representing a guy from the Middle East. Of course you realize they HAD to get a cracker, otherwise the white Southern Baptists, who would represent 99.999% of the viewers, would shit their pants. Plus you have to factor in that Middle Easterners have been the "Bad Guys" in movies and TV since the 70's when it became uncool to use blacks as the bad guys in EVERY movie. As the entertainment industry has learned: Better to piss off every Middle Easterner than Charlton. Because Charlton has more guns.