A guy I've been friends with since 7th grade likes to go into IRC channels and talk to girls.
He is sweet and charming and gets girls talking to him.
He comes across as the perfect 1950's model of a nice, thoughtful young man.
Then when they ask him if he has a picture,
he sends them this...

And they go silent.

He sent me another picture.

Looks like he finally found a use for that old dusty King James Bible.