Q: If Barbara Streisand is jewish, why did she make multiple Christmas albums?
A: Hooker.

People often send me things telling me, "Hey - you should put this on your page." I kinda think about it this way: How many pages need the video of the monkey drinking its pee? 20? 100? 5000? Is there really a need for more "peeing monkey" server space? Is the main "peeing monkey" server being flooded? Is it offline? How will people get to see the monkey drinking his own pee if I don't help them out? Generally when I see something I used on my page on a widely known site it makes me wanna take it off. An alternative plan might be taking a pic that everyone has seen and then typing my URL in the middle of it so that everyone thinks it's mine like that overrated "crazyshit" page. 99% of the stuff there is stuff I have seen for years, yet it's all got his URL typed in the middle as though HE snapped it and looked the 1-hour photo guy in the eye as he picked up his prints. I just recently went to his site and he has the fucking balls to CHARGE ADMISSION. 7 bucks a year to see pics that have been public domain since before I took my first baby steps years ago on Compuserve. QUALITY!! Of course I use some borrowed images on my site. But I don't see much point in distributing something that people can get in so many different places. Similarly it had occurred to me that I could do a Future Sound of London fan page, but then realized that I would inevitably wind up borrowing pictures and just tracing over someone else's work. Not to mention that there are already some sites that are very thorough and meticulous and that I would not be nearly anal enough to offer them any competition. I think it would be a much better use of my time to make more photoshop images of disembowelled teletubbies. Hey - it beats seeing the video of that guy killing his computer again.