River (Splashing through the lawn sprinkler of a childhood long forgotten)
Silence (Painful empty space)
Meat Knife (Probably not what you're guessing it is)
The Being (You see it now- but it wandered elsewhere eons ago)
Gleam (Unresolved Feelings)
Radius(Direction and Balance)
Wandering (Some crap I found in the McDonalds dumpster while digging for half eaten egg mcmuffins)
Depressed Memories (Forgotten feelings rise above the smoke at the strangest times)
Cracked (Broken perception)
Red (Pain is a passion)
Ee (Found object?)
Chupa Treats (Drool Drool Snarl)
The Joy and Beauty of Littering (Pure unfettered bliss.)
Dead Body ( Not for sensitive individuals )
Gravity (There are two types of people in the world... and I am neither one.)
Taste ( Three honkies doing what they do best - yo mamma jokes )
Paint Smears (A broader view of a place)
Split (Attached to the empty)
Patience (Empty space- filled to bursting)
Alcohol (Love isn't blind. It's DRUNK)
Pieces (I always thought peanut butter kinda had that smell)
Dr. Phil (Everyone admires and adores Dr. Phil)
Bouquet (Sentimentality)
Landscape (Duality)
Invaders (Liquefy the Humans)
Soggy (The ache of cold hands and colder stares)
Roadkill (The guilt haunts me)
Prison (Escape is possible only if you don't mind being a vagrant)
BOOM( it all started somewhere )
Doughnut Plant (Miracle Grow)
Supervisor(Stare bewildered at the amazing soapy swirly of EVIL... EVIL... EVIL)
Holy Smoke (Smoke and Mirrors)
Two Towers (Opening Night for Involuntary Celibacy)
Silence Part Two (Reach out and Touch Someone)
Middle Finger (Logo Added)
Breathe (Free from artificial coloring)
Crying Ghosts (They don't believe in you either)
Choco-lith (Sweetness and Light)
Night in the City (Heat and Noise)
No Parking (A place to park your nothing)
Batteries (The power fades and all that is left is the soft noise of cold raindrops)
Gat (Damn - I forgot to add the little computer generated sparkle on the diamond encrusted front bumper of the Hummer limo)
Flag (Looking for purpose? It's been there in front of you since birth. CONSUME.)
Precarious Stance (Friction and Leverage)
Poster (Words in print)
Cementia (If you poke a hole in nothing, is it a thing with a hole, or a hole without a thing?)
THE SNAKE (o0o0o0o0o0o)
Widow (Remebered kisses)
Cookie (MMMMM CRUNCHY)
CHEEZBORGER (WIFF FRIES AN KETCHUP TASTE GOOD! UH-HUH!)
A Dead Man (The opposite of 'gone but not forgotten'... 'forgotten but not gone.')
Briny (Am I the only guy who thinks those Hipster Milk Ads are completely retarded?)
Lakitu( gone but not forgotten )
You Want It (A big, hard throbbing... )
Machine (Pull it. What have you got to lose?)
Switch (You would... but that would mean changing)
Biohazard (Survival Skills)
Smurf Killer (Time stands still)
Perversion (Which is worse? Filth in plain view, or unseen horror?)
Shrimpy the Penis (Cum on a whimsical adventure)
Sleeper ( Let your guard down .... WAY down )
Plumbing (Hookup)
Schlong (The mind is gone, but you can see me twitch when stimuli calls me)
Good Luck ( gee thanks - that uh - makes me confident in your ability or something )
Nutz (Found object number 327)
R0b0t (Fuck MTV and MORE Fuck MTV)
Po the happy felt munky (A lil red guy goes to a junior high school biology class)
Stooperman (God has prepared me a nice greased up schutes and ladders slide into hell for this one)
Yummy (An overlooked solution to the problems of starvation and overpopulation)
Wandering Star (The Blackness, the Darkness, Forever)
Messiah (Yes, friends, there IS hope! And I am here to spread the word)
Hole in my neck that makes bbq sauce (Stop making me laugh. It hurts my chest)
Josephine ( Yeah so it's a picture of my cat. SUE ME)
NYC (The car exhaust filled city where you get beaten up for smoking)
THE MADNESS!!! (no really .... THE MADNESS!!!)
Schwa (some guy i knew once)
Security (Is your home protected?)
Bugs (a place on earth from far above it)
Porn (Filth at its best)
Team (I pity da stool)
"Park" (Go play in the litter, son. Weekend Daddy is trying to bone Other Mommy)
TwatMary (Yes I know I'm going to Hell. Maybe they'll give me a nice cushy job in an air conditioned office with a good view of the lake of fire.)
Illiterate (It's hard to proofread while handling snakes and speaking in tongues)
Bonzi Buddy Sucks My Ass (Description is necessary?)
Target Marketing (Creation of your opinion through a lifetime of manipulation)
Pass Me a Drumstick (How will they sell millions of Pokemon cards without him?)
Midget Wax (You'll think, "how did i ever live without it?")
Desitin (Rich and creamy)
Wholly Smoke (Killing time - waiting for anything)
Little Man in the Canoe (Do I have to draw you a diagram?)
Popass (He's strong to the finich cuz he eats his ... huh ? - we ran out of studio time? DAMN POWER RANGERS!)
LOOK AT IT (make sure you stare at it long enough to get the hidden meaning)
aloC-acoC (What happens when grocers who speak no English apply their own decals)
Management(Safety on the job)
Think Different (Made on a Mac)
Blood on your Armani(I love business people. They look so smart in their suits)
Hardware (There goes the neighborhood)
Welcome To Kentucky (Ever wonder why families who have lived in the mountains for generations all have such tiny eyes?)
Bereft (if you can think of one that would fit on this list that i didn't think of , I will personally pay for this guy to see a dermatologist)
Cleanse (For every problem there is a solution)
Sucker (A leash for people who are too dumb not to run into traffic without it)
Evac(The person next to you can be used as a floatation device)
Cheesy (So much for running for public office... SQUEEZY CHEEZE)
Smiler(Does something smell funny to you?
Ice Cream (Yummy)
Salty (It's MMM MMM GAG)
Signs of Life (Breathe In .. Now Breathe Out.. Repeat as neccesary)
Dung( what's not to like? )
Gap Bum (At least when you shop at K-mart you get what you pay for)
Jello (There's always room)
Burning( MMMM a crispy golden brown )
Dumbass(No, Really.)
Garage (And to think, I let this guy fix my brakes... shiver)
Flygina(BZZZZ)
Boingo (ARR, MATEY! ME THINKS YE SMELLS LIKE HOTDOG WATER!)
Cheesecake(Smooth and delicious)
Wampum(You know you want a furry cowboy hat)
Lamers(They bring more and more every day)